Strangely, I do have human friends too. Their blogs are super-awesome and you should check them out:

Stat Badgers:
My college roommate Kristian has a PhD in statistics from Duke and she and her husband James use their mathematical prowess to write about important things like lemur testicles and Masshole drivers.

Daniela was in a writing class with me at Rice and I still remember her essay. I couldn't care less about fashion but I read every blog post because she is hilarious.

Beth Cakes:
Beth is a writer for Literally, Darling and her baking blog is full of pretty and delicious treats that make me super sad I don't live closer to Alabama.

Also, to continue the trend of gratuitous pictures of myself with each blog post, here is one of me with a turtle that I absolutely would not trust.