Because I am a millennial, I have decided to go with a listicle format.

Overall Top 7 I'm Most Proud Of

(The "Don't Make Me Scroll" list, updated as needed)

  1. Sailing 'Round the World in Her Seventh Decade (Texas Monthly)
  2. 30 And Not Pregnant: How My Biological Clock Is Freaking Me Out (Elite Daily)
  3. 10 Things I Don't Give A Shit About Now That I'm 29 (HuffPo Women)
  4. A Surfer Life Breakfast for the Type-A Cubicle Set (Roads and Kingdoms)
  5. 14 Best Upscale Boutiques in Austin (Andrew Harper)
  6. How to Properly Day Drink in Austin (Eater Austin)
  7. The Gay Dinosaur Erotica You've Been Waiting For (Literally, Darling - This is probably one of my favorite articles I have written, AND I covered it before BuzzFeed).

6 Articles to Make You Drool

(I write about food a lot - because it's delicious.)

  1. A Surfer Life Breakfast for the Type-A Cubicle Set
  2. Ivy League-Themed Bar Coming to Austin Is Already Exhausting
  3. 13 Austin Bars Where You Can Eat Well
  4. Rosé For Breakfast & 5 Other Ways to Enjoy the Pink Spirit Around Austin
  5. Where to Find Lighter Fare to Satisfy Summer Appetites
  6.  Austin Food Bloggers Share Their Favorite Summer Bites

In Which I Talk To Others

(Interviews of awesome people)

  1. How Neon Hitch's Short-Shorts Inspired A Cash Cash Song
  2. Sailing Round the World in Her Seventh Decade
  3. 6 Things To Know About the Ladies Competing in Lone Star Le Mans
  4. How A Penguin Book Designer Got Her Job
  5. Yoga Pants To Work? BetaBrand Says Yes You Can
  6. Delhi 2 Dublin: My Ears are Confused And I Love It

SMRT: Top 4 "Serious" Research Articles

(Apparently, I really like using colons in these titles)

  1. ProPublica: Can You Grade Surgeons On Their Mistakes?
  2. PCOS: There's WHAT In My Ovaries? 
  3. The Morning After: The Truth About Emergency Contraception
  4. Make Money With Money, Why Savings Accounts Suck

4 Articles to Perpetuate The Fantasy

(Luxury/Travel/Pretending I have money to fling into the abyss)

  1. Last Minute Weekend Trip Ideas to Surprise Your S/O
  2. Flight Delay? At These 6 Airports, Time Flies
  3. 5 Homes With Unreal Pools We're Coveting This Summer
  4.  4 Gorgeous Boutiques for All Your Holiday Needs

Listicles 4EVA: Top Humor

(A listicle of listicles within a listicle IS YOUR MIND BLOWN???)

  1. Tinder: You're Doing It Wrong
  2. 6 Ways Bachelorette Parties Suck So Much More Than Bachelor Parties
  3. 10 Things I Don't Give A Shit About Now That I'm 29
  4. Think Again: 8 Signs You Think Make You Soul Mates, But Really Don't
  5. The Gay Dinosaur Erotica You've Been Waiting For 

TMI: Top 6 Personal Narratives

(Dear Potential Employers: I deny everything, but would like to reference comic. Also, please hire me. I am extremely professional and am reasonably sure I can write without using swear words.)

  1. 30 And Not Pregnant: How My Biological Clock Is Freaking Me Out
  2. Shopping When You're Ancient (AKA Pushing 30)
  3. The Secret Sadness Of Being Independent
  4. My Very First Surgery: An "F-U" To My Gallbladder
  5. How To Break Up With Someone When You're Still In Love
  6. Tick Tock Goes The Biological Clock